ZING!

After Joe and Sarah exchanged barbs at their debate ("The ultimate bridge to nowhere"... "Say it ain't so, Joe!"), we came up with a couple of zingers for the boys at the top of the ticket to to throw out during tomorrow night's showdown --

Obama to McCain -

"What are you on, John?" (suggest throwing this out mid to late in the debate to suggest McCain is inflating/exaggerating the truth)

"That doesn't sound like something a MAVERICK would do!" (chastising McCain for bad policy/judgement)

McCain to Obama -

"Say it ain't so, O...bama" (Throw this one out early - when Obama says anything the public doesn't want to hear... then smile goofily and if you feel like the crowd is with you, throw them a wink)

"Even my best friend Joe Biden would tell you..." (Ouch! Playing Obama against his running mate should sting...)