Hilarious -- A French newspaper published an article about Sarah Palin accompanied by a picture of Tina Fey!Honest mistake really... To use a quote from Governor Palin herself, "the visual is spot-on."
As are the words -- try to guess which of these quotes were spoken by the Real Sarah and which ones were Fey...
“In the middle class of America, which is where Todd and I have been all of our lives, [raising taxes] is not patriotic. Patriotic is saying, government, you know, you're not always the solution. In fact, too often you're the problem so, government, lessen the tax burden and on our families and get out of the way…”
“Also too, you see, I think a little differently from an insider. I don’t think it’s patriotic to pay more taxes. I don’t think it’s patriotic to criticize these wars we got going on. I do think it’s patriotic to tell the government - Hey get out of my way! ”
“ I liked being here tonight answering these tough questions without the filter of the mainstream “gotcha” media with their follow up questions, fact checking or incessant need to figure out what your words mean and why you put them in that order. I am happy to be speaking directly to the American people to let them know if you want an outsider who doesn’t like politics as usual, or pronouncin’ the G at the end of a word she’s sayin’ --I think you know who to vote for.”
“…John McCain has been known for in all these years. He has been the maverick. He has ruffled feathers.”
“With Barack Obama, you’re going to be payin’ higher taxes but not with me and my fellow maverick. We are not afraid to get maverick-y in there and ruffle feathers and not got to allow that.”
“You know, John McCain and I, we’re a couple of mavericks ,and gosh darn it, we’re going to take that maverick energy right to Washington and we’re going to use it to fix this financial crisis and everything else that’s plaguin’ this great country of ours”
“John McCain has been the consummate maverick in the Senate over all these years. Also, John McCain's maverick position that he's in, that's really prompt up to and indicated by the supporters that he has.”
“ As for disagreeing with John McCain and how our administration would work, what do you expect? A team of mavericks, of course we're not going to agree on 100 percent of everything.”
“You know, We’re going to take every aspect of the crisis and look at it and then we’re going to ask ourselves, what would a maverick do in this situation, and then you know, we’ll do that.”
“That’s why I say I - like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bailout… But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy helping the – It’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track –so health care reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade. We’ve got to see trade as opportunity not as competitive, scary thing but 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity… all those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.”
ANSWERS
“In the middle class of America, which is where Todd and I have been all of our lives, [raising taxes] is not patriotic. Patriotic is saying, government, you know, you're not always the solution. In fact, too often you're the problem so, government, lessen the tax burden and on our families and get out of the way…” - SARAH PALIN (VP debate)
“Also too, you see, I think a little differently from an insider. I don’t think it’s patriotic to pay more taxes. I don’t think it’s patriotic to criticize these wars we got going on. I do think it’s patriotic to tell the government - Hey get out of my way! ” – TINA FEY (adds… “Stop trying to impose on my right to shoot wolves from a helicopter” at the end of this thought.)
“ I liked being here tonight answering these tough questions without the filter of the mainstream “gotcha” media with their follow up questions, fact checking or incessant need to figure out what your words mean and why you put them in that order. I am happy to be speaking directly to the American people to let them know if you want an outsider who doesn’t like politics as usual, or pronouncin’ the G at the end of a word she’s sayin’ --I think you know who to vote for.” – TINA FEY (though Sarah Palin offered something similar at the end of the debate)
“…John McCain has been known for in all these years. He has been the maverick. He has ruffled feathers.” - SARAH PALIN
“With Barack Obama, you’re going to be payin’ higher taxes but not with me and my fellow maverick. We are not afraid to get maverick-y in there and ruffle feathers and not got to allow that.” -TINA FEY
“You know, John McCain and I, we’re a couple of mavericks ,and gosh darn it, we’re going to take that maverick energy right to Washington and we’re going to use it to fix this financial crisis and everything else that’s plaguin’ this great country of ours” – TINA FEY
“John McCain has been the consummate maverick in the Senate over all these years. Also, John McCain's maverick position that he's in, that's really prompt up to and indicated by the supporters that he has.” – SARAH PALIN
“ As for disagreeing with John McCain and how our administration would work, what do you expect? A team of mavericks, of course we're not going to agree on 100 percent of everything.” – SARAH PALIN
“You know, We’re going to take every aspect of the crisis and look at it and then we’re going to ask ourselves, what would a maverick do in this situation, and then you know, we’ll do that.” – TINA FEY
“That’s why I say I - like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bailout… But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy helping the – It’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track –so health care reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade. We’ve got to see trade as opportunity not as competitive, scary thing but 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity… all those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.” –SARAH PALIN (though Fey did her own version virtually verbatim)
Also, in other Fey/Palin news --- rumors once again are swirling that the real Sarah Palin will appear on SNL doing a Tina Fey impression.
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